It's ten a.m. somewhere.
Honestly, Saturdays were made for day drinking. And Sundays. And Fridays and Mondays and Thursdays. But don't feel guilty about it. It's exactly like going to brunch, except hold the chicken and waffles. You don't want all that heavy grease and gluten screwing with your buzz anyway.
Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of the candles are handmade, no two are identical.