** Please note, this item is a pre-order and will not ship until 12/9
It's an illusion! The stripes are made up of super tiny "fuckity fucks"!!! This sneaky dish towel is made from 100% flour sack cotton. And, it's a patented Hang Tight Towel®! Hang them over anything you want to secure them to and pull thru the loop. They'll Hang Tight! They're 26"x26", pre-washed, pre-shrunk, lint-free, super absorbent, and eco-friendly screen printed. These explicit, snarky, sassy & fun tea towels make a perfectly unique gift!